Not as Good as I Once Was

For My wife

2009-03-12T12:19:00.000-07:00

This is for Adults only. Naked People follow this message!! If you want to see naked people then scroll down. Thanks

Back to school with college girls

2007-08-14T10:02:00.000-07:00

back after the move

2007-07-18T18:56:00.000-07:00

more les

2007-07-02T20:18:00.001-07:00

Short and Sweet

2007-06-24T19:34:00.000-07:00

lesbians and cheap advertising

2007-06-21T19:38:00.001-07:00

Tighty Whities!! I Love Web Cams!!

2007-06-18T21:16:00.000-07:00

glasses and dildos

2007-06-11T20:31:00.001-07:00

sorry for the delay

2007-06-07T18:43:00.000-07:00

Back to basics

2007-05-29T09:07:00.000-07:00

4th of July

2007-05-26T19:44:00.000-07:00

Can't wait. We blew up our first fireworks this weekend!!

Yes I do

2007-05-23T19:28:00.000-07:00

Triplets tease

2007-05-18T19:30:00.000-07:00

Feed The Pussy

2007-05-12T20:42:00.001-07:00

Funny: Remember to Feed the Pussy
Uploaded by pmppm

Knubs

2007-05-11T19:34:00.001-07:00

A little mix

2007-05-07T14:44:00.000-07:00

pics

2007-04-26T18:37:00.000-07:00

If it could only be this easy

2007-04-21T17:41:00.001-07:00

Big Boobs

2007-04-21T17:34:00.000-07:00

Get ir Done

2007-04-13T17:14:00.000-07:00

Can You Tell Quiz

2007-04-09T10:02:00.000-07:00

http://www.dr-joe.net/shemale/index.html

new stuff

2007-04-07T19:55:00.000-07:00

no repeats... I think

2007-04-04T11:17:00.000-07:00

2007-04-01T19:50:00.000-07:00

Love it

2007-03-24T19:17:00.000-07:00

Good Stuff

2007-03-16T23:05:00.000-07:00

Man I can't wait for the sun

2007-03-12T12:21:00.000-07:00

Something Different... NOT

2007-03-10T21:22:00.000-08:00

I love women!!

2007-03-06T18:44:00.000-08:00

Enjoy

2007-02-28T21:25:00.000-08:00

Naked Fun

2007-02-20T09:18:00.000-08:00

For Dave

2007-02-17T20:10:00.000-08:00

More Girls

2007-02-13T11:44:00.000-08:00

For Michael I appreciate the support!!

2007-02-08T20:24:00.000-08:00

I promise to get back going!!

Enough of the wierd I guess

2007-01-31T21:44:00.000-08:00

Spring

2007-01-28T19:57:00.000-08:00

Spring will be here soon and i doubt my wife will cool off this way??

Famous boobs and not so famous boobs

2007-01-21T20:05:00.000-08:00

Funnies

2007-01-16T16:05:00.000-08:00

More stuff

2007-01-14T19:07:00.000-08:00

Slut machine - one armed bandtit

Something different

2007-01-10T20:26:00.000-08:00

Got to wait for it on the big boobs with eyes!!

I admit it I like Rachel Ray

2007-01-05T21:02:00.000-08:00

Couldn't find any good Pics of her so here is some with food!!

The new Pentagon

2007-01-02T08:07:00.000-08:00

The Bomb

Brandy Taylor

Winter?? They must tan in the booth naked!!

2006-12-27T19:38:00.000-08:00

Save as Draft

Merry Xmas

2006-12-24T17:28:00.000-08:00

Going Public

2006-12-19T11:28:00.000-08:00

beer and women do mix

2006-12-14T20:24:00.000-08:00

Time to shave

2006-12-12T21:13:00.000-08:00

So today I found gray hairs in my pubs so there is only one thing to do shave!!

BBBOOOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

2006-12-10T18:49:00.000-08:00

Girl on Girl Fun

2006-12-06T09:34:00.000-08:00

You dirty bastards

2006-12-03T17:02:00.000-08:00

Complaining because I add a little flavor to the snow bunnies. All you want is to partake in the exploitation of women so this is what you get you dirty bastards!!!
hahahaha

Snow Snow and more Snow

2006-12-01T18:59:00.000-08:00

After spending an hour shoveling 14" of snow and feeling sore as hell (Damn I miss you and your snow plow Dave) I thought a little snow bunnies would help.

Tan Lines

2006-11-27T16:03:00.000-08:00

With winter fast approaching I thought some nice tan lines will keep us warm!!

Happy Thanksgiving.

2006-11-23T01:10:00.000-08:00

A new way to look at a woman. Through the 3D illusion of magic eye. Good Luck!! My wife hates this stuff because she can't see the 3d images!!! Click on the picture to make larger. To see image get close to the screen to where your eyes are blurry and cross. Slowy pull away and relax eys but don't blink. A 3D image will apear!!

Chick rockers

2006-11-21T18:01:00.000-08:00

I mean shit.. Ozzy only bit bat heads off he can't even come close!!

Birth Control for my Daughters?

2006-11-18T18:43:00.000-08:00

Sent to me as Redneck birth control. I mean if you can't duct it Fuck it.. I love it!!

Why I Drink!!

2006-11-14T21:41:00.000-08:00

I stole this from my buddy akshun j. It's better than banging your head.

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" Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,
of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Octopussy

2006-11-13T18:10:00.000-08:00

What would the new Bond do?

Surf's Up

2006-11-09T20:38:00.000-08:00

So when My friend Brad took me surfing in JAX I damn near drowned. He sure as shit didn't have this as a helper!!!

Double the pleasure

2006-10-24T20:50:00.000-07:00

Maybe she can throw out the first pitch at the World Series

2006-10-24T17:52:00.000-07:00

From the I can't believe it files!

2006-10-24T17:29:00.000-07:00

I wonder if Monica could do this

2006-10-23T16:23:00.000-07:00

Underground Media is back!!

2006-10-22T15:57:00.000-07:00

New and improved with EXTRA protein! Underground Media #4 - "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"

And our blog is now officially tricked out with plenty of Odeo goodies... Enjoy, and your regularly scheduled Wxman blogging will continue tomorrow.

The real reason for global warming

2006-10-18T23:52:00.000-07:00

Best Boat Show Ever

2006-10-14T15:41:00.000-07:00

Yeah my internet is back a la carte

2006-10-05T20:02:00.000-07:00

Some Nice Ass

2006-09-23T18:15:00.000-07:00

Fucking Pac-10

2006-09-18T15:57:00.000-07:00

September 18, 2006

SoonerScoop.com
SoonerScoop.com Staff

Talk about it in The Crimson Corner
WALNUT CREEK, Calif.--The Pacific-10 Conference has suspended for one game the officiating crew and the instant replay officials that worked Saturday's Oklahoma at Oregon football game and apologized to the University of Oklahoma for the officiating on a key play in the game.

AP: Associated Press
Bob Stoops' claims of missed calls were vindicated by a ruling from the Pac-10 Conference on Monday
A review by Pacific-10 Conference officials of video of the game revealed that both the instant replay officials and the game officials assigned by the Conference made errors in the final minute and 12 seconds of the game, Pac-10 Commissioner Tom Hansen said today.

Oregon won the game 34-33, scoring two touchdowns in the final 1:12.

An onside kick by Oregon after its first touchdown was touched by an Oregon player before it had traveled the required 10 yards, and the ball accordingly should have been awarded to Oklahoma at the spot of touching. Further, while the ball was determined to have been recovered by Oregon by the game officials, video shows an Oklahoma player actually recovered the ball. That aspect of the play is not reviewable by instant replay by rule.

The play was reviewed by the instant replay officials, who concurred with the field officials that Oklahoma had touched the ball with Oregon recovering and the play stood as called on the field.

A subsequent Oregon pass play on which pass interference was called on Oklahoma also was reviewed to see if the forward pass had been touched by a defensive player, thus nullifying the pass interference call. The replay officials ruled that there was not indisputable video evidence that the touching had occurred.

"The fact that the errors on the onside kick altered the outcome of the game is most unfortunate and unsettling," Hansen said. "We had a solid veteran crew assigned, and the instant replay official had a fine career as a referee in the Pac-10. We believe in the ability and integrity of each individual involved. It should be noted that not all of the seven officials were directly involved in the play in question, but the entire crew bears responsibility for every play. Game officials and replay officials have positions of great responsibility and must be accountable for their actions.

"Errors clearly were made and not corrected, and for that we apologize to the University of Oklahoma, Coach Bob Stoops and his players. They played an outstanding college football game, as did Oregon, and it is regrettable that the outcome of the contest was affected by the officiating.

"Because of the ramifications, we are taking action against both the members of the officiating crew and the instant replay official and his assistant. Each individual will be suspended for one game, and their work in future games closely monitored.

"Officiating on the field is much more difficult than it appears from the stands, and certainly when watching repeated replays. Plays occur at a high rate of speed. Decisions on the field must be made instantaneously. The training and experience of officials at this level enable them to work at a high degree of accuracy. Unfortunately, at the critical moment of this game errors were made," Hansen stated.

"Further, the instant replay official is limited to the views of any play which is made available and must make a timely decision, although on the kickoff play ample views were available," he concluded.

Breast exams

2006-09-15T22:11:00.000-07:00

I think this has to be are next move akshun...

humor and nudity

2006-09-13T21:55:00.000-07:00

A prefect combo!!

I Remember

2006-09-10T15:13:00.000-07:00

I remember 9/11 like it was yesterday. I remember being in St Louis with the day off to go see Tiger play Golf. I remember my father in law coming in to say the WTC was on fire. I go out to the TV and he says they say it was a small plane. I look and say nope that was a jet I think this is a terrorist attack. That was confirmed a few minutes later. I remember saying that the tops of the building were going to gone. I was shocked and saddened as I watched them fall live on TV. I remember hearing that the pentagon was on fire and about a plane crash in PA. (See United 93) I remember hearing that the passengers might have fought back. Could I have been as brave as those incredible Americans. I hope so!! I remember all the fear and confusion. I remember the bravery of the fire fighters and police. I remember watching all stations until 2am when I fell asleep and started the next morning at 8am. I remember 9/11 and hope we never forget like we did after 12/7. There are evil people out there we need to go and fight them and kill them. Do Not wait for them to come again!! God bless all involved in 9/11!!

wow thanks

2006-09-08T18:03:00.000-07:00

I have heard from friends across the globe that they read my blog. So I apologize to my lack of attention to it. I promise to be better. So to steal something from Oprah this will be a post of my favorite things!!

Boobs and Clollege football

2006-09-01T19:23:00.000-07:00

Has to be the greatest weekend. College football starts and college is back at the local U and freshman girls with big boobs and one with an incredible ass are abounding!! Good gravy I love it!!

g rated fun

2006-08-19T22:04:00.000-07:00

been on a break sorry

2006-08-15T21:57:00.000-07:00

PCU

2006-08-10T19:29:00.000-07:00

I was watching this classic movie the other day. I rate it a 6 out of 10 a good time but not to the level of Van Wilder 7-10, Back to School 8-10(by the way they are doing a remake???? Fuck I'm old), Old School 9-10 or the "Godfather" of college comedy Animal House 15-10. But still good. I just couldn't help getting up and groovin to this funky stuff!! Enjoy

Take me out to the ballgame

2006-08-09T20:54:00.000-07:00

BBW gotta love em

2006-08-08T21:22:00.000-07:00

boobs haven't had any in a while

2006-08-05T15:18:00.000-07:00

Boomer Fucking Sooner

2006-08-03T19:46:00.000-07:00

Well as most of you know I am a die hard Sooner Fan and dumb fuck Rhett Bomar and his butt buddy roommate JD Quinn got kicked off the team for breaking NCAA Rules. What the fuck. I mean any kid would give their left nut to work 5 hours a week and get paid 40. Hell I have employees who work less and get paid more. The NCAA needs to get their thumbs out of their ass and relax. But it is done and Paul Thompson is the starter (I thought he should have been the starter last year the whole year) so I still feel good this year but we have jack shit at QB in the future and if Adrian goes pro holy fuck!! Oh well. All this reminds me of THE BOZ and his NCAA National Communist Against Athletes Shirt at the Orange bowl. They are hypocrites because you know Notre Dame is doing the same but they are the Golden Child of college ball and will never be investigated.

Anyway 12-2 with a BCS bowl is my predication for this year but unless something big happens 9-3 next year.

College Football

2006-08-01T07:19:00.000-07:00

Well it's August and the college football season is so close I can smell it. Here is something I need to teach the girls when it comes to Texas!!!

BOOMER SOONER

new day

2006-07-25T17:55:00.000-07:00

Well I have turned in my 4WD Kick Ass Truck for a puny Nissan Sentra. Grant it I have a good stereo system but still my truck could drive over it. Oh well I'll be happy as the gas bill goes down and the Bank account goes up but if you find a pair let me know..

Sex Ed part 1

2006-07-22T17:54:00.000-07:00

I promise to have this when I have my company

2006-07-15T17:09:00.000-07:00

But Anal is ok

Staying in the fish theme

2006-07-12T21:34:00.000-07:00

these pics are from my neighbor. Thanks Dave much better than fishing with Moby Dick!!

Moby dick

2006-07-11T11:52:00.000-07:00

At least my testicals are bigger than his

2fer Tuesday Fireworks

2006-07-05T09:04:00.000-07:00

HAPPY 4th!!

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2fer Tuesday Wednesday

2006-06-28T05:51:00.000-07:00

I wonder if you can inflate them more?

Eye test

2006-06-20T07:33:00.000-07:00

Try it out!! EYE TEST

2fer Tuesday passout

2006-06-20T07:20:00.000-07:00

This is why I'm glad I don't passout out with a bucnh of fratenity brothers near by anymore.

Getting Fucked up the ass.

2006-06-19T07:20:00.000-07:00

Every now and then a little prostate stimulation can be a good thing I guess but please use KY. Only at work they never seem to use KY just jam it in there all raw and such. Such is life I've been fucked by work before and unless I am the head fucker I'll be fucked again. Congrats to my buddy Akshun J who thought he was getting fucked but it ended up being a big wet pussy and he now has a promotion.. I am happy for him pissed he beat me to that level as all competitive people would be. More pissed at my work for giving him the opportunity and not giving me one. More pissed my boss says I'm not ready yet for 6 more months when I have already ran the store, hired, fired, written business plans, done schedules and got the store to #1. Not sure if akshun has had all those opportunities to prove he is ready. but he is now there and I go off into the sunset bo-legged. I usually make a big fuss not sure I will this time. What good will it do for me. I don't know. Maybe I just need to pack my own KY and be their fuck baby. Who knows only time will tell.

Congrats AkshunJ. Get our podcast back up!!!

beer goggle

2006-06-15T21:34:00.000-07:00

Luckily, I had friends that never let me beer goggle.. Oh wait a minute that's not true in fact they pulled my wife off to the side before our wedding and said wow your beautiful we were worried based on past history. f*in friends. But then again when they look like this after beer what else is a man to do? Drink more!!!

2fer Tuesday tits

2006-06-13T16:15:00.000-07:00

It's my birthday and I love tits here are several views.

2fer Tuesday sex watch

2006-06-06T14:48:00.000-07:00

Ever have your friends spy on you while having sex or bust in on you? uuumm yeah me either...

Ever slip and fall while trying to do it doggie style? uuumm yeah me either...

Cat Humor

2006-06-04T18:37:00.000-07:00

2fer Tuesday Bleaching

2006-05-30T06:39:00.000-07:00

Hey I'll put it on my list of to dos

funny pics without Nudity

2006-05-29T11:03:00.000-07:00

Road signs

2006-05-25T20:27:00.000-07:00

Who knew they said so much.

Click on it for a bigger view.

2fer Tuesday priceless

2006-05-22T07:50:00.000-07:00

OF Course Now the Nudity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doughboy

2006-05-22T07:45:00.000-07:00

I don't recall this commercial?